this message goes out to the guy who supposedly got raped by a midget...
first off, let me apologize for my grammar and spelling, i've only been living in the USA for 33 and 1/2 years so i'm still getting the grasp of the language...that being said, let's do this fucky...i've been on the hunt for midget poon for as long as i can remember, i got the techinque down for midget bangin' and everything.. but alas, since i don't live in oz (or having not attended a malmsteen concert in the last decade and a half), my access to midgets is very limited...now i've laid the pipe to some shorties, but none of these scunions were of midgit proportions...so much like the mythical unicorn and menage, the midget-fuckfest was out of the question...but i digress, on to you mr. half-a-fag...(and i mean no disrespect to midgets, dwarves, and homosexuals, but this is my vernacular, if you will...english is my second language, baby-talk being my first)....but enough about me, let's get back to business...tell the truth, fruitypants, did you bang her or what? and why did you say she raped you, when you say nothing happened (i'm cruisin' off my memory right now, so forgive me if my facts are off)...tell the truth, how did those little sausage fingers feel on your dong? and how in the world were you not able to fight off a little person? dude, you went to her house and banged her, now you are ashamed of yourself...and you should be, not because you did it, but because you lied to everyone about it...you should be ashamed of going to see that fat swede, not making a little sweet love to a midget...i'd tell everyone, except my girlfriend, that i see that i banged a midget...but you, sir are a liar, tell the truth, do another interview, but let me ask the questions this time...those questions were weak, like your lies...one more thing...
can i smell your finger?