Ello Kiddies! We just retained the best news man in the business! We here at FULL-ON spare no expence to make certain you have the most accurate and interesting news stories and death notices. Therefore we are pleased to introduce you to our newest man on the street, Dr. Bosco. You will soon find out that he will scoop every major paper out there, risk his life and limb for your reading pleasure.
Editor's Note to Floridians: Dr. Bosco has a special place in his heart for Florida. Living in that silly state for 3 years myself, I know your plight. Hold off on sending us mail on Dr. Bosco until you've...on second hand, screw you! Go tie your genitals in a knot! If you dont like it, you can hump a gorilla! You punk ass trick.
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Just because we love you!
[October 31, 2008]
With a name like that...
[October 31, 2008]
Yeah....'hanging curtains'
[October 29, 2008]
Drive-up window? AWESOME!
[October 7, 2008]
That's MISTER Gay to YOU!
[September 26, 2008]
Dang!
[September 21, 2008]
30 days aint so bad
[September 20, 2008]
The horror
[September 19, 2008]
Anyone for cake?
[September 18, 2008]
Fish in your hot dog
[September 17, 2008]
Scrimps
[September 16, 2008]
The Devil made them eat
[August 26, 2008]
Mmmmmmm bananas!!
[August 24, 2008]
Yeeek! Ice for your ass
[August 22, 2008]
Mom? Drugs are awesome
[August 11, 2008]
You can't fool us!
[August 9, 2008]
Grandad is killed by his cat's faeces
[August 8, 2008]
Someone needs to call Iraq!
[August 7, 2008]
Chicagoans take their beer SERIOUSLY!
[August 6, 2008]
Stop! Hammer time!
[June 12, 2008]
Dong's Dong
[February 07, 2008]
Happy Chinese New Year! Year of the Earth Rat
News for [January 24, 2008]
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NAMM 2008
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NAMM 2008
[October 18, 2007]
Teen Prey of Tycoon Sues Over Unnatural Sex Acts
[October 16, 2007]
Avast!
[October 16, 2007]
Forward thinking
[October 15, 2007]
I said OVER EASY DAMNIT!!!
[October 14, 2007]
Karaoke!
[October 11, 2007]
This gal is so rock and she doesn’t even know it.
[October 1, 2007]
Nun Fight.
[September 27, 2007]
Just trying to help...Gosh!
[September 25, 2007]
The Return.
[September 20, 2007]
Kung-fu Babysitter!
Darth.
Normal and Natural.
The licker.
[September 11, 2007]
I take care of my kids!
Good gravy.
Don't do the crime.
These places should offer daycare services.
[September 3, 2007]
Yay! Chupacabra! [link 1] [Link 2]
[August 29, 2007]
Bite my snake.
Good pets.
Look, kids!
Accident?
Cruising.
[August 25, 2007]
Ahead of the trend.
Send in the wolf.
Killer Slugs.
[August 22, 2007]
Give til it hurts.
The only way to go.
Psst. Wanna new tattoo?
Mullet Powerpoint.
[August 15, 2007]
What's the big deal?
Read a book.
Smeared with
[August 6, 2007]
They shouldn't oughtta have laughed.
$30
[August 2, 2007]
Cow love.
Accidents happen.
Spit.
[July 27, 2007]
Now THAT'S good doctoring, Lou.
Don't call me nerd.
The cheese state loves the dead.
[July 26, 2007]
No free lunch.
[July 24, 2007]
With friends like this...
Great Deals.
Now I know why they call it "party"!
[July 18, 2007]
Magna Carta Instrument Distributors is now our South African distributor for Rock Jimmies.
What's on your cord?
Check out this link.
[July 17, 2007]
Pay up Sucka!
Back to school with you.
These are great!!! Study these boys...
Tasty.
The King!
Rats!
[July 8, 2007]
What's the big deal?
[July 2, 2007]
Check out the INTERVIEW WITH SCARLET ROSE in our Brass Tacks section.
Spidey, Say it ain't so!
Mmmm...tastes like chicken.
[June 26, 2007]
Treasure Trove in Canada
Lighten Up the Mood
[June 21, 2007]
This is bullshit.
[June 19, 2007]
The Power of the Bible.
[June 14, 2007]
The Worst Date Ever.
[June 12, 2007]
Yummy.
[June 11, 2007]
Vains of Jenna Support Poison.
[June 10, 2007]
Amazing 1.
Amazing 2.
[May 4, 2007]
Howard Stern David Lee Roth prank Hilarious!!!!
[May 2, 2007]
BREAKING NEWS
[April 27, 2007]
Ahhhhh summertime in the city...
[April 25, 2007]
Bad News for Coors and Budweiser
[April 24, 2007]
Someone to speak up for those who can't
Awww...kids are SO cute....
[March 23, 2007]
Ever wonder what it's like to make a movie?
[March 18, 2007]
Masturbation causes more than hairy palms these days…
Sexy Costumes
[March 8, 2007]
The Kid from Brooklyn on Duke University
News for [March 2, 2007]
A Man of Varied Interests ...
News for [February 15, 2007]
We are finally being acknowledged!
News for [February 6, 2007]
Parents BEWARE
News for [January 25, 2007]
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DB, Solly and Skyla at NAMM 07
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Solly, Kevin, DB, Jasmin St. Claire, Skyla Talon and Shell at NAMM 07!
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Christian, Kenny Kweens and Skyla Talon
News for [January 15, 2007]
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News for [January 9, 2007]
The effects of drugs and alcohol on spiders
News for [December 29, 2006]
The US needs more of this kind of 'no bull shit' police work
News for [December 22, 2006]
This interesting video demonstrates the usage of a Rock Jimmy guitar accessory
using breasts, music and dancing. It's sure to be your new favorite video! [Link]
News for [December 13, 2006]
Learn something about the fine art of dance
News for [December 7, 2006]
Osama's Honeymoon
News for [October 20, 2006]
New Ghost Rider Trailer
YOUR KID MAY BE DOING CAMEL TOAD
News for [October 18, 2006]
NIGHT SHIFT IN IRAQ
News for [October 5, 2006]
Lizzy from Vains of Jenna rocking FULL-ON during an interview with Bam!
News for [October 2, 2006]
A helpful new tool
"More reasons to support our troops
These are some examples of the fight in Afghanistan. These video shots are not made through the shooter's telescopic sight... they are made looking through the spotter's scope. The spotter lies right next to the sniper and helps the sniper to find and home in on the target. The sniper is using a 50 caliber rifle. A 50 cal. round is about 7-8 inches long and the casing is about an inch in diameter. The bullet itself is one-half inch in diameter and roughly one and one-half inches long. Pay close attention to the beginning of the video. A Taliban is laying on top of the peak in front of you... when you hear the shot fired... watch what happens. The sniper is also about a half mile away... or more. It is not known if the sniper team is Marine or Army.
News for [September 20, 2006]
Death can't stop a chick from being hot!
News for [September 14, 2006]
Jealous Nun Attacks Priest in Bed
News for [September 4, 2006]
Zombies in the news.....again.
We'll be there!
News for [August 28, 2006]
Drunk Dude Has Sex With A Dead Broad!
The Truth Will Set You Free
News for [August 23, 2006]
INTERVIEW WITH LYNDA KAY OF THE LONESOME SPURS!
New Kung Fu Master Found!
News for [August 3, 2006]
In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward Hezbollah
The General said,
" I believe that forgiving Hezbollah is God's function. The Israeli's job is to arrange the meeting ."
News for [July 20, 2006]
Gun and chicken [link]
News for [July 18, 2006]
‘NTwine cable organizers now available at rockjimmy.com!
Skyla Talon representing Rock Jimmy and FULL-ON Clothing at the Summer NAMM show ’06
Aidan Ross and Alex winners of the Dean combo pack at the NAMM Summer show ‘06
News for [July 10, 2006]
The relaxation of the great outdoors... [link]
News for [July 5, 2006]
Kids, Don't Drink! [link]
The force is strong with this one [link]
News for [June 20, 2006]
The Juggernaut, bitch! [link]
News for [June 19, 2006]
The Devil
Gay Mime Minister [link]
News for [June 12, 2006]
More evidence that the United States has the best education
DUI [link]
News for [June 8, 2006]
The Force is strong in Flori-duh [link]
News for [May 31, 2006]
Fuck Da Vinci....HERE'S the code....[link]
Not for the Undead [link]
Get your Chucks out! [.wav file]News for [May 30, 2006]
OOOO Spooky...yeah right..bring on the tin foil hats [link]
News for [May 12, 2006]
Cute dogs [link]
News for [April 26, 2006]
Party til you puke.......on a stripper [link]
News for [April 24, 2006]
jesus freak [link]
News for [April 20, 2006]
hmmm how did that get there? [link]